the black bored

Since you are here I would like to take this opportunity to thank you. Thanks for actually taking up the time to read an extended ‘About Me’, even after going through the dedicated ‘about me’ section. I am really touched that you want to know so much more about me. (sorry for using ‘about me’ a 3rd time in the first paragraph itself. Oh wait now that ‘about me’ would make it the 4th time. Oh wait again, I used it for the 5th time actually.) I am sorry about that I hope you still want to know about me. :-l

Moving on. What can I say? I have very high self-image. This is the first thing you must know about me(oopps), I feel. In my own bubble I am kind of the best. I have no competitors. Period. I am a multi-talented personality who is currently working on multiple projects. A soon to be best selling coming of age thriller novel with spiritual undertones (after you read it you are not going to look at your life in the same way) to it and soon to be most viewed web series with a cougar(its not an offensive term I assume) lead who decides to seek revenge on her philandering husband and un-feminist mom-in-law by sleeping with multiple men including a very young boy. The series will be a complete entertainer with edge of the (toilet)seat drama(thats where most of us consume shows right? Or is it just me?), SEX, action, SEX, suspense, SEX, sex, comedy, SEX, horror, SEX, thriller, SEX, emotions, SEX. The series is set to shake up the web world because it will finally prove what the industry veterans have been crying out loud that when a “story” is packed with the above mentioned elements the need for a plot simply vanishes. And it also saves the viewers’ time as they don’t have to struggle by fast forwarding to reach the ‘main’ parts of an episode. I am also as yet undiscovered singer, actor and guess what a ‘public’ (motivational or demotivational it depends on you) speaker. I kind of detest private talks. Your secrets, your deepest fears and darkest desires will be made ‘public’ if you share them with me.

What happened? Ohhh you think thats wrong. Isn’t it? Unethical even! No its not trust me. Once you reveal to the world your secrets and so called dark (read uncomfortable) side you will not have to deal with the ones who don’t have a faboulous personality such as yours. Look around you, everyone is so boring (but pretending to be interesting and funny and “crazyyyy”) passively scrolling through Instagram and getting influenced by the Instagram influencers. What do you say? What makes me assume that you are an awesome personality? 😀 The fact that you have chosen to land on my blog makes you so special! This blog is not for everyone. Very very very few people make it to this blog. I can literally count on my fingers the number of monthly visitors to this blog. If you are reading this you are one of the 0.000000000001% of the population. You decided to dig deep and click on google’s 10th page in the search list. I didn’t even bother to make this blog SEO friendly as I wanted mere mortals, the muggle types to stay away from this sacred and positive space. 😡 You all are such cute, special lovelies(yes I use this term). I go *awwwwwwwww* everytime I see the special ones. So yes, thats why you are so special. And I love you SOO much! *muah*

I am an ex-professional UFC fighter. ‘Ex’ because I am facing a ban for lying about my weight and entering in the wrong weight category. 😛 (I tried to enter the feather weight category).

I have been told I am the best in my own right. But to be honest this so called compliment often confuses me. What does it even mean “in her/his own right” ? What category is this? There can be millions of categories that anyone can be best in. And I would rather be best in any of those categories than “in my own right”. No one exists but me in that category! How does that make me best? It makes me worst too because I am also technically the last person in this category. In short its an insult in disguise and please don’t use that on me.

That’s it folks. Welcome to Rad Chic Writes. 🙂